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jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:42:10 +0930

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

littlepancakes: Will always laugh at this

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:35:49 +0930

littlepancakes:

Will always laugh at this

dying my hair burgundy so far has just turned out like carrie

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:30:53 +0930

dying my hair burgundy so far has just turned out like carrie

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:38:46 +0930

colinh: New Sparkling Chain Link Fence Sculpture I’m...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:02:13 +0930

colinh:

New Sparkling Chain Link Fence Sculpture

I’m literally sitting in front of this right now it’s at my school

Yet another impossible standard for women

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:37:16 +0930

Yet another impossible standard for women

icanbarelyspeak: not-thefunniestblog: if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from...

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:33:35 +0930

icanbarelyspeak:

not-thefunniestblog:

if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong

when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad

"DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in..."

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:57:30 +0930

“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as a delusional man in love with a bauble of a woman. Maybe that’s intentional?”

-
People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’

(via horologists)

rosamilonguita: Jinkx Monsoon

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:33:02 +0930

rosamilonguita:

Jinkx Monsoon

theprosaicmoments: YO, I GOT SOME TIPS FOR ALL THE MISERABLE...

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:28:44 +0930

theprosaicmoments:

YO, I GOT SOME TIPS FOR ALL THE MISERABLE LADIES!

(and hell fucking yes i used to be one)

try getting ready in the morning wearing only the underwear you look the best in (only buy underwear you feel the best in) or get ready naked. it’s like a scientifically proven fact that all boobs are amazing, and i’ve discovered there’s this weird victoria’s secret angel switch that gets flipped when you’re nude putting on makeup or brushing your hair. you just look like a fox.

don’t be scared to do things you’re really good at in front of people (they want to see) and don’t be scared to talk about how good you are at things (there is a difference between arrogance and confidence, and we’ve been told repeatedly that being proud of ourselves is cocky and unattractive: FUCK THAT, WE’RE JUST THE SHIT, WE CAN’T HELP IT)

in recent years i’ve discovered that i’m super hot. you also happen to be super hot. i think “super hot” is a combination of attractive, unique, and comfortable. it just took me a long time to learn how to make myself feel and look super hot, learn what you need to do to make yourself realize you’re super hot, and do that. (if you think i’m an idiot and i’m just telling your to put on tons of makeup, read the next bullet)

make yourself feel pretty. makeup is not a bad thing. no, you don’t need it. no, you don’t have to have it to be “super hot.” but the coolest thing about it is that it’s a useful tool for shaping your hotness into exactly what you’d like to show to the world, and that’s badass. it’s okay if you aren’t born looking the way you feel inside, cause you have the power to tweak. that also goes for your hair, your clothes, etc. for example, do you think your head looks like a penis when your hair is short? grow it out. do you absolutely love when your head looks like a penis? THEN FUCK YEAH KEEP IT THAT WAY

be honest as much as you possibly can. to yourself, be honest all the time. if you find you are having a really hard time telling certain people the truth, then maybe they are the wrong people for you. do you trust them? do they make you feel bad about yourself? NAH DUDE FUCK THAT

if you are uncomfortable, you are instantly not super hot. i don’t mean like if you are wearing shoes you love and they hurt your feet. i mean, if you’re shaving your legs every single fucking day and you hate it but you don’t want anyone to say anything. instead, you should only shave your legs so you can feel the pleasure of your smooth legs against the sheets. or because YOU like them shiny when you’re at the beach. and if you like your legs hairy, don’t shave them! only change yourself if to YOU, that is super hot.

masturbate all the time. that is all.

the only person that deserves anyone as super hot as you, is a person that knows they are super hot. and a person that realizes you and fawns in the glorious light that is your super hotness.

don’t go to work if you have nightmares about it. quit and get a new job. you maybe probably aren’t going to love it (hey, maybe you WILL), because it’s work. but if it is affecting your well-being to the point of suffocation then quit. there are tons of shitty jobs that are less shitty than that one.

you really need to have a catalog of things that you know make you feel better. you will come across these things slowly and randomly. but remember them, and practice them when you feel shitty. you’re going to feel shitty, so be stocked up on plenty of antidotes.

hurting yourself is so fucking not okay. i cut myself and all i got were these lousy scars. i starved myself and my pretty hair fell out and my brain was all fucked every time i ate anything for years. i tried to kill myself and had to stay in a mental hospital for the most miserable, depressing, loneliest week of my life. i drank myself into a stupor for a couple of months straight and all it did was hinder me learning how to actually help myself and solve my own mental issues. stop all that shit, and start figuring out how to love and how to feel better and how to be badass when you’re all alone and how to feel super hot.

bananapolisher: dave

Tue, 14 May 2013 19:13:55 +0930

bananapolisher:

dave

party time

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:58:09 +0930

party time

i’m a little overdressed. dun care.

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:47:03 +0930

i’m a little overdressed. dun care.

casual everyday wear. #immabeyour #queen #onthedancefloor...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:25:37 +0930

casual everyday wear. #immabeyour #queen #onthedancefloor we’re actually having a drag race party and I take any chance to get dressed up so

just a casual everyday look wassup

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:07:00 +0930

just a casual everyday look wassup

so tom thought it’d be a good idea to get that couple app but he has sinced given me the...

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:39:26 +0930

so tom thought it’d be a good idea to get that couple app but he has sinced given me the charming nickname of “penisface” and draws dicks on rainbow backgrounds to send to me

now accepting boyfriend applications

(but not really)

morgrana: in-the-village-of-derwyn: morgrana: morgrana: for every popular text post you reblog...

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:32:05 +0930

morgrana:

in-the-village-of-derwyn:

morgrana:

morgrana:

for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications

DON’T YOU DARE

you know you secretly like it

thisisnotrupaulsbestfriendrace: paintedfortheblind: shalaskanee...

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:53:48 +0930

thisisnotrupaulsbestfriendrace:

paintedfortheblind:

shalaskaneedlefuck:

SHARON’S TEETH!!!

WHAT NO! AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT EMBRACES THEIR FUCKING GAP JFC

THE GAP MADE HER CHARACTER NO :[

DID THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid: a person was paid to write this

Fri, 10 May 2013 11:14:35 +0930

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

a person was paid to write this

domeafavorand-die: awmygosh: Cat audition for Sabrina the...

Wed, 08 May 2013 23:53:13 +0930

domeafavorand-die:

awmygosh:

Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem

omfg