so tom thought it’d be a good idea to get that couple app but he has sinced given me the charming nickname of “penisface” and draws dicks on rainbow backgrounds to send to me
now accepting boyfriend applications
(but not really)
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it
(via littlemissev)
thisisnotrupaulsbestfriendrace:
SHARON’S TEETH!!!
WHAT NO! AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT EMBRACES THEIR FUCKING GAP JFC
THE GAP MADE HER CHARACTER NO :[
DID THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN
(Source: whothefuckisheatheriwannaknow, via thatwasinsultingtobeyonce)
I TRANSFERRED FROM LOS ANGELES
YOUR SCHOOL HAS NO GYMNASTICS TEAM
THIS IS A LAST RESORT
(via shutupmerlin)
mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected
MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED
(via littlemissev)
@teganandsara at the thebby! they were so gorgeous. both bummed I forgot to take pics of @helloclubfeet too coz they were really good!
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I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.
(Source: cineraria, via jkimisyellow)
lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address
PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’
(via wwwanderlusttt)
(Source: cashcats, via thedevilshandshavebeenbusy)
proof that @illamasqua debonair and @manicpanicnyc atomic turquoise are perfect for each other… also wearing 2 of the new #maccosmetics shadows w @benefitcosmetics raincheck. #teal #bluehair #makeup #fotd
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