perpderp: elliep-: best fucking video on the internet omg
jkimisyellow: darksidethoughts: glittershitter: evarren: eponiner: So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK. Blackmail. Forever.
itwouldbedark: i speak one language fluently and that’s kawaii *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧(◡‿◡✿)*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
I AM SO GLAD I PRESSED PLAY.
itsjeremiah: what if racism didn’t exist and we were all blue inside and outside blue our house with our blue little window and our blue corvettes
tltty: k1mkardashian: tltty: how do penises even fit in pants you have to tuck it in your butthole thank you
In Australian English, every response can be...
Yeah alright Yeah it’s pretty good ay Yeah maybe Yeah nah Yeah fuck off Yeah why not? Yeah but what? Yeah Yeah cunt Yeah fuck that Yeah fucken’ oath Yeah you’re fuckn kidding mate Yeah good Yeah pretty shitty ay Yeah fuck this
xsparkage: glowpinkstah: art-of-tr0lling: CRYINGGGG I like her. im only reblogging this for the adele part.
deppsex: but why would you even give him the waterbed he had scissors for hands scissors
imagine having a really big spider as a pet that didnt bite or jump or do anything scary just like a two foot long spider that just sits there and follows you around like a puppy and speaks english and when it talks it has a really deep voice and talks in a really agressive voice and rarely speaks when it speaks it only says helpful things like “yo man theres balloons on sale in the next aisle...
intothetoybox: grassleaves: luckily-iam: boyslut: OH MY GOD I AM CRYING i have lost it i am fucking dead OH GOD HOW DO I HAVE AN ANIMAL THIS PERFECT!? oh my god who makes this
ih0peyourwifidies: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
getoutoftherecat: bolinsmoostache: hatsuu: IT’S A FUCKING BOWL OF KITTENS the noises i just made the internet is over, you can all go home.