its 1 am and im in bed searching for the distance between uxbridge and manchester 3 and a bit hours internet people here i come
Reading the comments on The Hobbit trailer is...
dignityalwaysdignity: iamsexy: Here and Back Again? Essentially, standing still. omg yeah such a lotr rip off ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK TO THE LONELY MOUNTAIN In his mother’s ovaries and his father’s testicles In victorian London NO SHIT DIE Yes, it’s a sequel where Bilbo has inexplicably grown younger, Gandalf has decided to rock the grey robes again and Frodo has shot...
killmexkissme: kiwi-hobbit: I’m sorry but the Norwegian butter crisis will always be hilarious to me Because honestly Norway ran out of butter who runs out of butter apparently Norway does
allthingsanonymous: omfg scrolling your dash in public is like playing russian roulette with a gun made of gay porn
thepizzaqueen: stacy’s mom may got it going on but stacy is suffering from crippling depression and self esteem issues over the fact that her mom is getting more dick than she is
So I was at the shops
littlemissev: cyanyx: Just perusing the shelves because why not, when I see a set of different cake mixes. First up: DELICIOUS Orange Poppyseed Cake. Pretty standard, yes? Next: INDULGENT Chocolate Mud Cake. Well sure, that sounds pretty tasty. Then this happened: REALLY GOOD Chocolate Cake. REALLY GOOD Chocolate Cake? I don’t know if anyone else at all finds this amusing but I...
mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year? Because I do.
my favourite part about the internet is tricking people into thinking i’m good looking
tom got bored in the shower
so he shaved one of his nipples to see if i would notice what is my life
ok so mum apparently cant read chinese either
i got as far as ‘i am a bread’ mum got ‘i have a beautiful bread face’ dad got ‘i am a tasty bread roll’ at least we all agree it has to do with bread