June 2010
hello evelyn you are my 90th follower
let's go to the mall!: REAR ADMIRAL JESUS H.... →
OKAY SO I WAS JUST ON THE TOILET RIGHT
(SHUT UP YOU PEE TOO)
AND I’M JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
AND OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
THIS GIANT FUCKING BUG JUST DIVEBOMBS INTO MY LAP
LIKE IT’S FUCKING PEARL HARBOR
AND IT WAS AN UGLY FUCKER
LIKE SOME KIND OF ARMADILLO CROSSBREED
I’M TALKING…
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You are good enough!!! (I know, it's not a...
i no longer feel any pressure to be a kitchen appliance, thank you :’]
got something to say?
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If you could be a kitchen appliance - which would...
a george foreman grill. seriously you have no idea how much stuff i cook with that thing i use it about as much as a microwave it’s so damn handy.
actually maybe i’d be a fridge. no, a beater.
I AM A WOMAN IS THAT NOT GOOD ENOUGH NOW YOU WANT ME TO NARROW IT DOWN GEEZ
got something to say?
BITCH, PAY ME.
oliviarrr:
misskittycharms:
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LATER
OKAY, I’LL SEE YOU LATER
WHERE YOU GOIN STAY HERE
THERES WAYS FOR ME TO PAY DEAR OTHER THAN DOUGH
BITCH, PAY ME.
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“I’m moving away from [Sam] because my pants feel like they’re on...”
– Sarah
keightmarie:
vnderdosed:
mrgolightly:
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SAM
I KEEP TRYING TO CALL YOU WHY ARE YOU SO HARD TO GET IN CONTACT WITH WHERE IS YOUR PHONE WHY ARE YOU NOT ON MSN WE NEED TO TALK.
sup i’m kitty and i’m cool enough to still CALL people.
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vnderdosed-deactivated20100813 asked: http://misskittycharms.tumblr.com/post/737954779/thanks-for-the-new-followers-matt-you-hipster-you
Hahah! That quote makes me sound like such a tosser. I meant to say that I liked triangle before I knew they were hipster, haha - I think, anyhow...
So did my mention of you get you more followers?
Hahah! That quote makes me sound like such a tosser. I meant to say that I liked triangle before I knew they were hipster, haha - I think, anyhow...
So did my mention of you get you more followers?
IN A PERFECT WORLD
heroinhiding:
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fucknicethings:
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