May 2013
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
jwisser:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
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icanbarelyspeak:
not-thefunniestblog:
if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong
when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad
“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
–
People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via horologists)
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so tom thought it’d be a good idea to get that couple app but he has sinced given me the charming nickname of “penisface” and draws dicks on rainbow backgrounds to send to me
now accepting boyfriend applications
(but not really)
morgrana:
in-the-village-of-derwyn:
morgrana:
morgrana:
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it
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heytinafey:
I TRANSFERRED FROM LOS ANGELES
YOUR SCHOOL HAS NO GYMNASTICS TEAM
THIS IS A LAST RESORT
veggietalesyaoi:
veggietalesyaoi:
mission for today: get some food fro m the pantry while naked without being detected
MISSION FA ILED MISSION FAILED
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i just can't with the winner of drag race this...
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April 2013
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lierdumoa:
bluntedanimehunk:
hunewm:
bluntedanimehunk:
internetlaureate:
bluntedanimehunk:
why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.
um
Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time
uM
I’M SORRY NO ONE...
asquirrelworthfightingfor:
alaskathunderthighs:
haydenthelittlemonster:
alaskathunderthighs:
haydenthelittlemonster:
jigglecaliente:
thatwasinsultingtobeyonce:
if you’re gonna root for jinkx monsoon, at least spell her name right
lol i am spelling it right of course i <3 my girl jinxs monsoon
i <3 jinyx!!!!! my fav queeen!!!
oh em gee how dar u spell the queen, jinx...
yesididbringmydog:
yesididbringmydog:
okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you
i was talking this here picture
when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment
and in that moment, i made eyecontact with my father and saw all hope for his child leave his eyes.
if this reaches 100,000 notes i’ll take more selfies w/ bread if that’s what u...
